• THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9 at 7pm

    MURRAY HILL & THE CRAIG’S LIST QUARTET

    The Laurie Beechman Theatre inside West Bank Café, 407 W42 St at 9th Ave

    Murray Hill brings his infamous act, MURRAY HILL & THE CRAIG’S LIST QUARTET, a one-man comedy explosion with a swinging band to Times Square. The show will feature Hill’s trademark blend of hammy Borscht Belt humor, irreverent monologues, joint-popping slapstick, so-bad-it’s-gotta-be-good crooning, and freewheeling ad-libbing. He’ll regale the audience with tales from his early showbiz days—like getting discovered by Don Rickles while bussing tables at The Copacabana; his fifth career comeback and chronic middle-aged crisis; and, of course, cavorting with and losing the ladies (including one of his 12 ex-fiancés, who dumped him for a younger, dashing and cerebral Regis Philbin). In short, be prepared for a mix of old-fashioned highball class with madcap contemporary humor and Hill-arious improv — all underscored by a 4-piece band.

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  • SAT. DEC 13 AT 8PM

    A MURRAY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

    Gramercy Theatre, 127 E 23rd St

    Expect an evening of hilarious and wacky skits with the cast, Hot Toddy burlesque, a sleigh full of cheesy holiday songs, plenty of nuts, fruits and tree trimming. Murray also promises a few tender moments when he sings his signature “Have Yourself a Murray Little Christmas.” Murray just returned from touring the country with Dita Von Teese and landed his sleigh just in time for his holiday extravaganza!

    This non-returnable gift of holiday entertainment captures the joy and jubilation, the Murray-ment and magnificence of the holiday season (all denominations, orientations and sexual proclivities will be celebrated). Have Yourself a Murray Little Christmas now, you’ll be glad you did.

    1st 100 tickets discounted with code: SNOWBIZ

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  • WEDNESDAY NIGHTS – 7:30-10pm

    BINGO ROYALE

    Royal Palms Shuffle Board Club, 514 Union St. @3rd Ave. Gowanus

    If you haven’t heard about this venue, you must! It’s a shuffle board club created by longtime Bingo fans. They promised when it opened they’d have a special bingo parlor for me and Linda Simpson. The day has come! We’re at this incredible venue every Wednesday!No cover, taco truck for dinner, drinks, and bingo!!! $ 2 bingo cards. Prizes, jackpot, fun, and SHUFFLEBOARD!!!!

  • Sat. OCT 4, Nov. 22, 29 – Shows 8 & 10:30PM

    Murray hosts The Tassel Room

    Duane Park, 308 Bowery, below Bleecker St.

    MURRAY HILL hosts a weekly decadent, top-shelf burlesque show at the intimate supper club DUANE PARK. Murray and burlesque showgirls perform live with the swinging jazz quintet THE STIFF GIMLETS. Each Saturday night will feature a rotating cast of sexiest burlesque performers and singers. Note, the venue has moved to the Bowery!

    Reservations are required for dinner by calling 212.732.5555. Seating is guaranteed with dinner reservations. A limited number of reservations will be accepted at the bar.

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